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A Churchwarden's Grievances [Demo]

by Bitch Pipe

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1.
Vaclav Havel 05:03
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"Vaclav Havel" by Bitch Pipe Chords: C#5 (D#5) E5 B5 F#5 (G#5 B5) I remember a time when I didn't know my friends I want to go back then To when it all began I remember a time when I didn't know you I want to go back then Play it all until the screen turns blue I don't want to be on the cover I don't want to meet your half-deaf mother It was the gun of Chekov, Pavel I just want to be loved by Vaclav Havel It's stupid how Iv'e already met Everyone that I know I want to introduce myself again As an alter ego Just let me be An alien in this land You can call me Al Or you can call me Ampersand I don't want to be on the cover I don't want to meet your half-deaf mother It was the gun of Chekov, Pavel I just want to be loved by Vaclav Havel If I am haunted by a memory of my past I'll know it's because I fucked up everything I had And I am living in a future that is not real I wish I could just forget how to feel I don't want to be on the cover I don't want to meet your half-deaf mother It was the gun of Chekov, Pavel I just want to be loved by Vaclav Havel I don't want to be on the cover I don't want to meet your half-deaf mother It was the gun of Chekov, Pavel I just want to be loved by Vaclav Havel
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Everything (In My House) 04:12
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"Everything (In My House)" by Bitch Pipe Wicked witch of the West You're the one that I love the best I fell in love with you in the East But I'll never love you like I love the beast I'm feeling a sense of deja vu I just don't know what I'm to do I want to run away from this place I want to run away from this race My bass guitar Would rather kill itself Than play this song For you My bass guitar Would rather kill itself Than play this song For you My brain is a fire that I'd like to douse I'm allergic to everything in my house My mind is a fire that I'd like to douse I'm allergic to everyhing in my house White people... White people... White people... Piss me off! Crazy bitch of the West I guess I already failed the test Maybe I should move up North Maybe I should meta-morph My bass guitar Would rather kill itself han play this song For you My bass guitar Would rather kill itself Than play this song For you White people... White people... White people... Piss me off! White people... White people... White people... Piss me off!... Bass Tab G|------------------------ D|------------------------ A|------------------------ E|----0000222233335565---- G|---------------------------------------- D|---------------------------------------- A|---------------------------------------- E|----00000000666666663333333355552233----
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Am I Not? 05:51
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"Am I Not" by Bitch Pipe Chords: D5 A5 C5 G5 Bridge: D5 A5 G5 G5 It turns out that I was right The self-deprecating things I said that night And it didn't take so long For me to go and prove you wrong. You said that I am not an asshole and I am not a douchebag too Well that is what I said about myself And I think that it was true I could back myself up with some textual evidence So many awful things that I said but I never meant But I did say them and thats a fact I guess I just didn't care how you'd react and so Maybe I am an asshole and Maybe I am a douchebag too and I've got some louder things that I'd say about me But my dad is upstairs and I think he's asleep, and so I'm getting quieter now, I'm trying to change my perspective I'm getting quieter now, I'm getting pretty introspective I'm getting quieter now... I'm getting pretty fucking quiet now! I am definitely an asshole and I am definitely a douchebag too and I've got some louder things that I'd say about me But my dad is upstairs and I think he's asleep, and She said she loved me for my eyes She said she's always hated my glasses She said she's always wished that I Would get contact lenses It's getting quieter now, I'm trying to change my perspective It's getting quieter now, I'm getting pretty introspective It's getting quieter now... It's getting pretty fucking quiet now! I am definitely an asshole and I am definitely a douchebag too and I've got some louder things that I'd say about me But my dad is upstairs and I think he's asleep I am definitely an asshole I am definitely an asshole
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Brian 02:29
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"Brian" by Bitch Pipe Chords: F#5 G#5 B5 C#5 Big-money colleges Taking all the hard-earned money That I haven't earned yet And they're lining their pockets Big-city colleges Full of fun places to spend more money That I don't have yet And that I'll probably never get Big-name universities I'm sure my grandma would be proud of me If she could only remember Who I am I met everybody I met everybody I met everybody In this city Never before have I Met so many people from California Who weren't named Brian Never before have I Met so many from California Who I fell in love with Fuck everybody Fuck everybody Fuck everybody In this city Big-money colleges Taking all the hard-earned money That I haven't earned yet And they're lining their pockets Big-city colleges Full of fun places to spend more money That I don't have yet And that I'll probably never get Big-name universities I'm sure my grandma would be proud of me If she could only remember Who I am I met everybody I met everybody I met everybody In this city Never before have I Met so many people from California Who weren't named Brian
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My Roommate's Probably in Mexico 03:27
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"My Roommate's Probably In Mexico" by Bitch Pipe Chords: A# A# D# Dm7 Bridge: A5 E5 D5 B5 My roommate's probably in Mexico He's probably in the oldest part of Mexico My roommate's probably Down by the river counting geese My roommate's probably In a Wawa down in Bucks County My roommate's probably In some dinky CDP And I'm probably walking into the nearest Fast-food restaurant restroom And I'm waving my hand Underneath the automated hand dryer In order to create the din of co-friendly hand drying So nobody outside the room can hear me screamcrying YAH YAH YAH YAH WOH WOH WOH WOH AAAAAAAAAAHH YAH YAH YAH YAH WOH WOH WOH WOH AAAAAAAAAAHH My roommate's probably in Mexico He's probably in the coldest part of Mexico My roommate's probably Down by the river counting geese My roommate's probably In a Wawa down in Bucks County My roommate's probably In Washington D.C.
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20 Excuses (Supervillains Cover) 03:34
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My Roommate's Probably in Mexico (Demo) 03:51
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Brian (Demo) 03:54
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I Know I'm Not Your Friend (Demo) 04:37
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Sin (Demo) 01:24
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Written and recorded by Bitch Pipe in winter 2016-2017.
The EP consists of tracks 1-5.
The remaining tracks are outtakes from various jam sessions.
This is the first draft of a work in progress.
Key word:
"In progress"

A Churchwarden's Grievances is dedicated to our enemies.

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released January 20, 2017

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Bitch Pipe Shrewsbury, Massachusetts

Gastropunk straight out of Central MA.
b1tchpipe@gmail.com

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