Dog meat! Dog meat! I’m hungry, so let’s eat! Dog meat! Dog meat! I’m hungry, so let’s eat! Dog meat! Dog meat! I’m hungry, so let’s eat! Lychee berries on the side Stomach bigger than your eyes “It’s troglodytical” You’re hypocritical “Man’s best friend, tho” Dog’s taste good, yo “Dog meat’s Satan” (I’m hungry so let’s eat) What about Tyson? (I’m hungry so let’s eat) “It’s only chicken” (I’m hungry so let’s eat) Protest that, then “Pig meat! Pig meat! I’m hungry so let’s eat! Cow meat! Cow meat! I’m hungry so let’s eat!” Dog meat! Dog meat! I’m hungry, so let’s eat! You’re all fucking hypocrites Only vegans give a shit

I’d be all yours, Mamushka, yah yah I’d be all yours, Mamushka I’d be all yours, Mamushka, yah yah But I won’t be your whore I told you once before I will not be: your whore Now I’ve told you twice before That I won't be your whore I’d be all yours, Mamushka, yah yah I’d be all yours, Mamushka I’d be all yours, Mamushka, yah yah But I won’t be your whore I’m not in the Blue Man Group I don’t know who you’re trying to dupe I’m not in the Blue Man Group (This is not the Blue Man Group) ‘Cause this is not the Blue Man Group (I'm not in the Blue Man Group) I'd be oh fuck shit oh yeah I’d be all yours, Mamushka, yah yah I’d be all yours, Mamushka I’d be all yours, Mamushka, yah yah But I won’t be your whore P. O. T. O. O. O. O. O. O. O. O I won't be your whore Ohh noooo

I feel the summer in my veins The cool water rushing The sunscreen rain The sound of fun The lake is in the air The lake is in your hair The summer fun It’s all over the place I know a friend back home Not real close But kinda close He has a home, out here… A home… out… here… In New Hampshire It's in New Hampshire The land of hops, fire, diesel and hipster monks The Hannafords are plentiful The diners are abound The food’s a’ eatin’ In ol’ gasoline town The Hannafords are plentiful The diners are abound The food’s a’ eatin’ In ol’ gasoline town Having fun on a lake Sounds like a nice break Just the kind of fun I need The summer in my veins The sunscreen rain The cool water rushing All over the place I like the smell in the air The lakes and the bears It’s summer in New Hampshire And you can tell it anywhere

Whispering, louder than a train Wondering, when this ice will turn to rain We're snowed in, hands frozen, and everybody knows it Wasted time, go back to Boston, is there a line, and have I crossed it? He’s the greatest guy I've ever met in my life The best thing since they put the bread to the knife He’s the cat's pajamas, he's the bee's knees But I'm talking now, could you listen please? That girl is gonna want her socks back Fuck you, man, you're high; she wants her socks back And I'll be damned if she’s barefooted and she’s walking around in the cold So shut the fuck up, I’m not that drunk, and this joke is getting old Withering, I’ve misplaced my brain Wandering, the streets at night again We're snowed in, hands frozen, and everybody knows it Another time, I’m going back to Boston, there is a line, and I think I’ve crossed it He’s the greatest guy I've ever met in my life He’s the best thing since they put the bread to the knife He’s the cat's pajamas, he's the bee's knees But I'm talking now, could you listen please? That girl is gonna want her socks back Fuck you, man, you're high; she wants her socks back And I'll be damned if she’s barefooted and she’s walking around in the cold So shut the fuck up, I’m not that drunk, and this joke is getting old

1 2 3 4 5 6 Tracks so wild, you could put ‘em in the Jungle Book Only thing more savage than my verses are my hook With no further ado, we jumpin' straight into my testimony Truest tale of my career and rap's greatest symphony Tell me Jubee D, how did you come to be The greatest rapper in the land since Gallop D.M.C.? Rolling so high with wealth and money Wasn't always that way, started when I was young, see When I was born my father was a dragon And my mother was a dragon, too Now I'm two halves dragon, the other half human I'm American through and through One day I came home and unlocked the door I was shocked to see my parents lying on the floor They had been killed by Stormtroopers and bats House burned to the ground, just like that So I was alone and living on the streets Did what I needed to do to survive I started into dealing with drugs And something inside of me died But in it's place was born a great rapper By the name of Jubilee Jubilee Danger was the name of that rapper And if you haven't guessed it, that was me I had to survive, I had to do something So I started selling drugs to a drug-pin king His gang betrayed me, and I killed them all You may think this is a case of pride before the fall But this isn't like some Shakespeare-shit Unlike Macbeth, that Macbitch, I’m not one to quit To be or to be, that is my question Do or do should have been Yoda's lesson Now I traffick in drugs and exotic pets Emus and llama, and I get high with their vets Crazy llama doctors from the land of Tangiers Mix meth and cocaine straight into our beers But that's if we drink beers, which we usually don't We keg stand Everclear to keep us afloat Lace it with gold flakes and diamonds cause we can afford it Gold-glitter diamond-drink while you sippin' that Coors shit Salty, bitch, I'm so cold I replace every tooth with an ingot of gold I'm so Kung-fu, bitch, I'm so vile I rap like Miyagi, you rap like the white child Listen man, don't wanna make you feel bad But you're living the life of Pi while I'm living the life of rad You lost on a dingy, your life is so dinky You're gettin' so thirsty, that you're trying to drink sea Listen man, don't wanna make you feel tiny You're living the life of Brian, I'm living the life of Riley Maybe I'm living the life of Cody and Zack So sweet like a sugar treat, it gave me a heart attack These beat comin’ at ya... Gallop D.M.C.! Longface Killah: Listen up, Danger, call me Longface Killah ‘Cause my face is longer and my verses are iller Imma trample stampede this sham of a rap ho song Fuckin' bitch, who taught you how to rap so wrong? A$AP Jockey Imma tear you down from the beginning to the end I am so used to winning, my friend You're an also-ran, I'm the perfect ten You’re not the son of a dragon, might be the son of a hen Neigh-Z I bet your parents flew the coop, when they got their first look at you By the way if they were both dragons then you would be too Seriously though, where the fuck is your math, G? Story full of holes, like Jesus on the big T Busta Reins: Your parents were killed by bats and Stormtroopers? Plagiarize your life from movies, but your life is a reel of bloopers Also, Macbeth may have been a Macbitch But I'm pretty sure it's Hamlet that you've got a beef with Horseshit that was the part about Tangiers The weirdly racist flow was piecing to my ears But most of all in your attempt to appear haughty Longface Killah: You forgot Mr. Miyagi was renowned for his karate!!! Listen man, don't wanna make you feel bad But you're living the life of Pi while I'm living the life of rad You lost on a dingy, your life is so dinky You're gettin' so thirsty, that you're trying to drink sea Listen man, don't wanna make you feel tiny You're living the life of Brian, I'm living the life of Riley Maybe I'm living the life of Cody and Zack So sweet like a sugar treat, it gave me a heart attack Listen man, don't wanna make you feel bad But you're living the life of Pi while I'm living the life of rad You lost on a dingy, your life is so dinky You're gettin' so thirsty, that you're trying to drink sea Listen man, don't wanna make you feel tiny You're living the life of Brian, I'm living the life of Riley Maybe I'm living the life of Cody and Zack So sweet like a sugar treat, it gave me a heart attack Listen man, don’t wanna make you feel bad Listen man, don’t wanna make you feel tiny Listen man, don’t wanna make you feel bad I’m livin’ the life of rad, I’m livin’ the life of Riley

"Meaning," "Amicitia qualitatem vitae auget. <3 <3 <3" -Flavius Maximus (UAGH!) Meaning, Earth, isolated creation of God, needed aliens. Terrestrials inviting extraterrestrial strangers. That is /somethin' else!/ -The "Vacant Our Societies Are Meaningless" Opsimath

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