These beats coming at you straight from the horse's mouth Gallop D M C Me and my posse ride into your town You nobodies don't get we horsin’ around When I jump in an L shape you will meet your fate Mark it on a calendar today is your death date I don’t make jokes or talk weak smack Know this ho, I’m no bitch-ass Bojack And this ain’t no comedy -- it’s a fucking gore fest Of rapping horses I’m the Kanye motherfucking West I’m turnin’ tables, ride your bitch like I’m a jocky Twenty inches so don’t be shocked if I'm gettin' cocky Place a bet on me at the OTB So rich I got knighted, bitch, O.B.E. Y’all motherfuckers know I can win any race Secretariat and ‘Biscuit, can’t keep with my pace I rap like I run, fastest on the course I’ll teach you not to put the cart before the fuckin' horse I’m an enigma, a riddle, so you can call me Friday Motherfucker, it is my way or the highway I’m a mane of the people, I’m preceded by my fame Bitch, you’re just a horse with no name I’ll kick a motherfucker right in the fuckin’ head Beat that motherfucker still, after he fuckin’ dead (aah!) I’ll kick a motherfucker right in the fuckin’ head Beat that motherfucker still, after he fuckin’ dead (aah!) I’m the highest horse among us I’m flying way above pegasus I go to sleep; take me fifty tranquilizers I wake up; kick a Nazi sympathizer You’re trying to put me in that new zoo? I’ll destroy you like I was a Hutu You almost escape, but get a fucking clue ...Close only counts in horseshoes All my friends say I’m as frisky as a colt You can lock the barn door, but it’s too late, I bolt To all my haters, there might be a few I’ll cover your mama with my sticky horse glue And if your mama thinks my lyrics too coarse Just rememba, she can always beat a horse... off! And if your mama desires intercourse Just remember she can always eat a horse... out! Just remember she can always eat a horse... out! Just remember she can always eat a horse... out! Just remember she can always eat a horse... out! Just remember she can always eat a horse... out! One-horse apocalypse, I ride like conquest With war and famine, I put bitches to the test Death is what I bring and I don’t give a damn This apocalypse don’t need no horseman You're a gelding. And I am a stallion You are the Gauls. I’m an Italian battalion This ain’t no fancy Olympic dressage This is a feral equestrian barrage Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse (aah!) Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse Kill a motherfucker with no remorse Cause imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse You can bring me to water, but you can’t make me drink You can bring me to the club, but you can’t make me think I’m coming at you with 4,000 horse power A bitch could lick this gift horse in the mouth for an hour I’m the O.G. Trojan, so I don’t fuck with that shit I got a filly in every city that I’ve ever hit Got mares backstage to be chomping at my bit We’re Gallop D.M.C. and your got just got git! Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse Imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse Kill a motherfucker with no remorse Cause imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse (aah!) Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse Imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse Kill a motherfucker with no remorse Cause imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse (aah!)