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Motherfucking Horse Like A Motherfucking Horse feat. Gallop D​.​M​.​C.

from A Churchwarden of Grievances by Bitch Pipe

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These beats coming at you straight from the horse's mouth
Gallop D.M.C.!

Busta Reins:
Me and my posse ride into in your town
You nobodies don't get we horsin’ around
When I jump in an L shape you will meet your fate
Mark it on a calendar today is your death date

Longface Killah:
I don’t make jokes or talk weak smack
Know this ho, I’m no bitch-ass Bojack
And this ain’t no comedy -- it’s a fucking gore fest
Of the rapping horses I’m the Kanye Wild Wild West

I’m turnin’ tables ride your bitch like I’m a jockey
Twenty inches so don’t be shocked if I get cocky
Place a bet on me at the O.T.B.
So rich I got knighted, bitch, O.B.E.

A$AP Jockey:
Y’all motherfuckers know I can win any race
Secretariat and ‘Biscuit, can’t keep my pace
I rap like I run, fastest on the course
I’ll teach you not to put the cart before the fuckin horse

Longface Killah:
I’m an enigma, a riddle, so you can call me Friday
Motherfucker it is my way or the highway
I’m a mane of the people, I’m preceded by my fame
Bitch, you’re just a horse with no name

I’ll kick a motherfucker right in the fuckin’ head
Beat that motherfucker still after he fuckin’ dead aah
I’ll kick a motherfucker right in the fuckin’ head
Beat that motherfucker still after he fuckin’ dead aah

Busta Reins:
I’m the highest horse among us
I’m flying way above pegasus
I go to sleep; with fifty tranquilizers
I wake up, punch a Nazi sympathizer

You’re trying to put me in that new zoo
I’ll destroy you like I am a Hutu
You almost escape, but get a fucking clue
...Close only counts in horseshoes

Neigh-Z:
All my friends say I’m as frisky as a colt
You can lock the barn door, but it’s too late, I bolt
To all my haters, there might be a few
I’ll cover your mama with my sticky horse glue

And if your mama thinks my lyrics too coarse
Just rememba, she can always beat a horse... off!
And if your mama desires intercourse
Just rememba she can always eat a horse... out!
Just rememba she can always eat a horse... out!
Just rememba she can always eat a horse... out!
Just rememba she can always eat a horse... out!
Just rememba she can always eat a horse... out!

Longface Killah:
One-horse apocalypse I ride like conquest
With war and famine I put bitches to the test
Death is what I bring and I don’t give a damn
This apocalypse don’t need no horseman

You are a gelding. I am a stallion
You are the Gauls. I’m an Italian battalion
This ain’t no fancy Olympic dressage
This is a feral equestrian barrage

Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse aah
Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse
Kill a motherfucker with no remorse
‘Cause Imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse

You can bring me to water, but you can’t make me drink
You can bring me to the club, but you can’t make me think
I’m coming at you with 4,000 horse power
A bitch could lick this gift horse in the mouth for an hour

I’m the OG Trojan, I don’t fuck with that shit
So I got a filly in every city that I’ve ever hit
Got mares backstage to be chomping at my bit
We’re Gallop D.M.C. and your got just got git!

Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse
Imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse
Kill a motherfucker with no remorse
‘Cause Imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse aah

Motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse
Imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse
Kill a motherfucker with no remorse
‘Cause Imma motherfucking horse like a motherfucking horse aah

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from A Churchwarden of Grievances, released August 4, 2017

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